WELCOME to Tuesday, March 29, 2011. ……..
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
It’s true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“An Ethiopian man won the marathon and broke all the records. He had never run in a race and he had a bad stomach going into it. In fact, he didn’t even know he was in a marathon.”
“According to the latest reports, medical marijuana sales in this country are now approaching $2 billion a year. I had no idea that so many people had glaucoma. Apparently this is an
epidemic.” -Jay Leno
“A new study found that many woodwind and brass instruments
used by high school bands are contaminated with bacteria.
Kids must remember to always practice safe sax.”
G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s
Dad is from the old school, where you keep your money under the mattress—-only he kept his in the underwear drawer. One
day I bought my dad an unusual personal safe—-a can of spray paint with a false bottom—so he could keep his money in the
workshop. Later I asked Mom if he was using it. “Oh, yes,” she replied, “he put his money in it the same day.”
“No burglar would think to look on the work shelf!” I gloated. “They won’t have to,” my mom replied. “He keeps the paint can
in his underwear drawer.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???Man: “I cain’t read!” Woman: “Now stop saying that, you’re gonna make me mad! I was a teacher and I taught some of the stupidest kids God put on this earth. Now, what letter sounds like rrrr?” Man: “Uh, arra?
Answer: Driving Miss Daisy
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??“ “I tried cybersex once, I kept getting a busy signal.”
Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Nothing’s going to stop me but divine intervention”
“I’m Yours” spent 76 weeks on the Hot 100 breaking the previous record for most weeks spent in the chart. The record was previously held by LeAnn Rimes’ “How Do I Live”.
Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist.“When you’re waking a friend In the dead of the night, just to hear him say it’s gonna be alright. When you’re finding things to do not to fall asleep ’cause you know she’ll be there in your dreams…”
Friday’s Quizzler is..
The following word pairs are anagrams which can be combined to form the name of an animal or insect.Try to figure it out.
1. Zeal, Gel, 2. Neat, Help, 3. Boa, Luff, 4. Bow, Mat, 5. Evil, Owner
Answer: 1. Gazelle.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…
Three words are bonded in a mutual tie
And a pattern within them hides from the eye
One word is a being in entertainment’s sake
That brings to people many words, fact and fake
Another word is conformed to a word meaning “chilly”
But it’s also a style, yes! Really really!
The last word resides in the pit of our fears
And it waits for us at the end of our years
With these words in order, try to find the design
Where the outsides change, and the middle stays lined
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