Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏

Welcome,to  Friday May 28th. Today we take a look at Things That Never Happened On Star Trek……

1. The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type it has encountered several times before.

2. The Enterprise visits a remote outpost of scientists, who are all perfectly all right.

3. Some of the crew visit the holodeck, and it works properly.

4. The crew of the Enterprise discover a totally new life-form, which later turns out to be a rather well-known old
life form wearing a funny hat.

5. The crew of the Enterprise are struck by a mysterious plague, for which the only cure can be found in the well-
stocked Enterprise sick-bay.

6. The Captain has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced people which is made a great deal easier by
the Starfleet Prime Directive.

7. The Enterprise successfully ferries an alien VIP from one place to another without serious incident.

8. An enigmatic being composed of pure energy attempts to interface to the Enterprise’s computer, only to find out
that it has forgotten to bring the right leads.

9. A power surge on the Bridge is rapidly and correctly diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by the highly-trained and
competent engineering staff.

10. The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence which does not put them on trial.

11. The Enterprise is captured by a vastly inferior alien intelligence which they easily pacify by offering it some
chocolate.

12. The Enterprise visits an earth-type planet called “Paradise” where everyone is happy all of the time. How-
ever, everything is soon revealed to be exactly what it seems.

13. A major Starfleet emergency breaks out near the Enterprise, but fortunately some other ships in the area
are able to deal with it to everyone’s satisfaction.

14. The Enterprise is involved in a bizarre time-warp experience which is in some way unconnected with the Late
20th Century.

15. Kirk (or Riker) falls in love with a woman on a planet he visits, and isn’t tragically separated from her at the
end of the episode.

16. Counselor Troi states something other than the blindingly obvious.

17. The warp engines start going haywire, but seem to sort themselves out after a while without any intervention from
boy genius Wesley Crusher.

18. Spock (or Data) is fired from his high-ranking position for not being able to understand the most basic nuances of
one in three sentences that anyone says to him. Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Memorial Day weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here! 
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y

“The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.”
– Laurence J. Peter

“There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who hate them.”
– Emile Chartier

“I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.”
– Tom Lehrer

“Dogs in Britain are being trained to sniff out diabetes when their owners’ blood sugar drops. They’re great at it,
but only when diabetes is in your crotch.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“According to the latest census survey, the number of people without health insurance has dropped by two million. Duh, they’re dead because they didn’t have health insurance.” –Jay Leno 
 
“Memorial Day Weekend is ahead. I know it’s a few days away, but you want to get a jump on being stuck at the airport for 24 hours.” -David Letterman

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes 

My daughter Marina worked in my law office while she attended graduate school. One morning a call came in for her. I said she wasn’t in yet and offered to take a message. The caller said she’d phone back later. At 11:00 a.m., the caller tried again, and I reported that Marina had gone to lunch. The last call came in at 3:30 p.m. “I’m sorry,” I said, “she’s left for the day. May I take a message?” “Yes,” the caller replied. “How can I get a job with you?”
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “I don’t think you’re supposed to wear white jeans after 1983.”  

Answer: Never Been Kissed. These words were said by popular high shool pupil, Gibby Zerefski, after Josie attempted to sit at her table, with the rest of Gibby’s friends. This was also during Josie’s first day back at high school, and she had not quite mastered the dress code of the popular clique. The plot of the 1999 film, “Never Been Kissed” revolved around journalist, Josie Geller (played by Drew Barrymore), who got to go back to high school, as an undercover reporter for the “Chicago Sun-Times”. Despite having been a misfit during her own high school years, after receiving a few tips from her more popular older brother, Rob, (played by David Arquette), Josie’s high school status soared.   

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “Imagine! My little girl… regular, at last.” 

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Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose, where ever it goes I always know that you make me smile.” 

ANSWER: “‘Bubbly”- Colbie Caillat. Colbie Caillat is from Malibu, California. “Bubbly” was her first single off her debut album “Coco”.         

Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “No need to worry about everything I’ve done, live every second like it was my last one,” 

TODAY’S CRAZY DEFINTIONS DIVIA OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD! WAY2GOKIM!

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..  

Each of the following song titles starts with the letter D. Can you decode them? Each of the songs is in the form of an anagram.
1. A Modern
2. Decade Pruner
3. Cancan Deed
4. A Bravely Remedied
5. A Descended Dirtied Trophy 

Answer: 1. “Dream On” by Aerosmith, 2. “Dear Prudence” by The Beatles, 3. “Dance, Dance” by Fall Out Boy
4. “Daydream Believer” by The Monkees, 5. “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” by AC/DC 

 Friday’s Quizzler is…  

The following pairs of words can be unscrambled to make two words that go together, like “this & that.” All pairs follow the same theme. Can you determine what they say?

DARK BOG = ______ + ______
COW MEAT = ______ + ______
ASHES SINK = ______ + ______
BRANDY YOKE = ______ + ______   

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Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

Welcome, to Thursday May 27th.  Words To Ponder for today……… 
Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

There is always one more idiot than you counted on.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I’m in the bathroom.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully.

Lord, if I can’t be skinny, let all my friends be fat.

My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance.

Discover Wildlife! Have Kids!

“Genuine Antique Person,” Been there, done that, can’t remember!

Our policy is to always blame the computer.

Take my advice, I’m not using it!

I love to give homemade gifts… umm, which one of the kids would you like?

By the time you find greener pastures, you can’t climb the fence!

I quit jogging for health reasons. My thighs rubbed together so much it caught my underwear on fire!
Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here! 
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “You do not alter a Vera to fit you, you alter yourself to fit Vera.”  

Answer: Bride Wars! These words were said by Liv to her fiance, Daniel, when the former tried on her wedding dress at home, only to discover that she had put on too much weight to fasten it properly.  The plot of the 2009 film, “Bride Wars” revolved around best friends, Liv and Emma, (played by Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway). Despite having been the best of friends since childhood, as well as sharing the same wedding dream of getting married at the Plaza in June, their friendship was tested when they both got engaged at the same time. For unfortunately for the two women, it was revealed that there was only one spot available at the Plaza in June. As neither woman was willing to compromise, they declared all out war on each other, with each woman attempting to sabotage the other’s wedding.     

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “I don’t think you’re supposed to wear white jeans after 1983.”

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ANSWER: “Piece Of Me”- Britney Spears. Britney Spears was born on December 2, 1981. “Piece Of Me” is off “Blackout” which is her first album release since 2003.         

Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose, where ever it goes I always know that you make me smile.”

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

What phrase is represented below?
Measles Medical Research
Teardrop Tablets = Measles 30% cured
Boredom Shot = Measles 50% cured
Ha-Ha Syrup = Measles 100% cured 

Answer: Laughter is the best medicine 

Thursday’s Quizzler is…  

Each of the following song titles starts with the letter D. Can you decode them? Each of the songs is in the form of an anagram.

1. A Modern

2. Decade Pruner

3. Cancan Deed

4. A Bravely Remedied

5. A Descended Dirtied Trophy  

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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏

Welcome, to Wednesday May 26th. Today the Eucman brings the Older Than Dirt Quiz!

Count all the ones that you remember – not the ones you were told about! Ratings at the bottom.

1. Blackjack chewing gum

2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water

3. Candy cigarettes

4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles

5. Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes

6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers

7. Party lines

8. Newsreels before the movie

9. P.F. Flyers

10. Butch wax

11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive-6933)

12. Peashooters

13. Howdy Dowdy

14. 45 RPM records

15. S&H Green Stamps

16. Hi-fi’s

17. Metal ice trays with lever

18. Mimeograph paper

19. Blue flashbulb

20. Packards

21. Roller skate keys

22. Cork popguns

23. Drive-ins

24. Studebakers

25. Wash tub wringers
 
If you remembered 0-5 = You’re still young

If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older

If you remembered 11-15 = Don’t tell your age

If you remembered 16-25 = You’re older than dirt! Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Wednesday people, 
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here! 
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 
“A 10-foot alligator found its way into a mall in Orlando. Police are calling it a close call, while Panda Express is calling it ‘Combo Meal No. 4’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The new ‘Shrek’ movie opens today. DreamWorks is saying that this will be the last ‘Shrek’ movie — unless it makes money.” – Craig Ferguson

“BP is saying that the oil leak is bigger than they estimated. In a related story, the executives at BP
are far bigger idiots than we estimated.” – Jay Leno 

“A new study found that fish are scared of their own reflections. I guess that’s why my goldfish can never tell that his bow tie is crooked.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“To all of the out-of-towners, some good news. From now on, every Memorial Day is clothing-optional in the subway.” -David Letterman
 
“The new ‘Shrek’ movie opens today. DreamWorks is saying that this will be the last ‘Shrek’ movie — unless it makes money.” -Craig Ferguson  
 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The district attorney was cross-examining the murderess on the witness stand. “And so after you had poisoned the coffee and your husband sat at the breakfast table partaking of the fatal dosage, didn’t you feel any qualms? Didn’t you feel the slightest pity for him knowing that he was about to die and was wholly unconscious of it?” “Yes,” she answered. “Come to thik of it…there was just a moment when I sort of felt sorry for him.” “And, when was that?” “When he asked for the second cup.”  
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.”  

Answer: Confessions of a Shopaholic.  This quote was said by Rebecca Bloomwood during the film, as she reminisced on her shopping days, and the exciting thrill of each individual purchase. The plot of the 2009 film, “Confessions of a Shopaholic”, revolved around the shopping addiction of Rebecca Bloomwood, (played by Isla Fisher). As an aspiring fashion journalist, Rebecca did everything she could to land her dream job, even going so far as to bluff her way into a position on a finance magazine. For Rebecca’s dream job involved working for a fashion magazine named “Alette”, which was located in the same building as finance magazine, “Successful Savings”. However during the course of the film, the extent of Rebecca’s debts were revealed, and she was forced to join Shopaholics Anonymous by her best friend. Meanwhile she did everything in her power to avoid dreaded debt collector, Derek Smeath, while simultaneously hiding her money worries from her boss, Luke Brandon (Hugh Dancy), who she was falling for.     

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “You do not alter a Vera to fit you, you alter yourself to fit Vera.” 

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Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I just came here to party, but now we’re rockin’ on the dance floor actin’ naughty.”   

ANSWER:”Don’t Stop The Music”- Rihanna. This song is from Rihanna’s album “Good Girl Gone Bad” which came out on June 5, 2007. “Don’t Stop The Music” was the third single to come off the CD.           

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I’m Miss ‘Bad Media Karma’. Another day, another drama. Guess I can’t see the harm in working and being a mama,”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

What one three-letter word can be inserted in all three blanks below to make two words in each row?

LIS___TACLE
HAS___DON
OF___DER  

ANSWER:TEN:
LISTEN TENTACLE
HASTEN TENDON
OFTEN TENDER 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…  

What phrase is represented below?

Measles Medical Research

Teardrop Tablets = Measles 30% cured
Boredom Shot = Measles 50% cured
Ha-Ha Syrup = Measles 100% cured  

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO THE INCREDIBLE MS. CARRIE PALOMBO AND SWEETJAZZ5!  WAY2GO LADIES! 

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Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏

Welcome, to Tuesday May 26th. Funny Bumper Stickers of the Day.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Time is the best teacher;  Unfortunately it kills all it’s students!

According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

How Can I Miss You if You Won’t Go Away?

Seen on a woman’s car: “Men call us birds, we pick up worms”

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word? Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here! 
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“For the first time ever, scientists have created artificial life. The hope is that it can revolutionize healthcare,
generate clean energy, become super-intelligent, take over the world, make us all its slaves, etc.” -Jimmy Kimmel
 
“Scientists have developed a car that can run on water. The only problem is that the water has to come from the Gulf of
Mexico.” -Jay Leno
 
“We have as a guest tonight, Archbishop Desmond Tutu. I’m going to ask the question that’s on everyone’s mind: ‘As
a bishop, do you always have to move diagonally?'”
-Craig Ferguson

 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One night our dog suddenly began barking almost every night at around 3 a.m. Irritated and sleepy, my husband, Larry, searched the back yard for what might have disturbed this otherwise peaceful animal. For three days he found nothing amiss. When the dog woke up the neighborhood a fourth night at 3 a.m. with frantic barking Larry finally snuck around the house through the alley only to discover our quiet neighbor, the last man you’d suspect of wrongdoing, throwing pebbles over the fence at the dog.  My husband demanded to know what he was doing. “My mother-in-law is visiting,” the embarrassed neighbor explained. “If she gets woken up in the middle of the night one more time she says she’ll leave.”  
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “We’re going to die and I’m wearing my mother’s underwear!”  

Answer: Grease 2. This hilarious quote was said by Sharon at the very beginning of “Grease 2”, when Paulette almost drove the Pink Ladies’ car into a tree. The plot of the 1982 film, “Grease 2”, revolved around two high school cliques, the Pink Ladies and the T-Birds, and the trials and tribulations of their high school senior year. The film focused on the love triangle between the leaders of these cliques, Stephanie Zinone (Michelle Pfeiffer) and Johnny Nogerelli (Adrian Zmed), and English exchange student, Michael Carrington (played by Maxwell Caulfield).   

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.”  

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Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Started crying but I couldn’t stop myself, I started running but there’s no where to run to.”   

ANSWER:”How Far We’ve Come”- Matchbox 20. “How Far We’ve Come” is Matchbox 20’s first released single off “Exile On Mainstream”. The band is made up of Rob Thomas, Kyle Cook, Brian Yale, and Paul Doucette.        

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I just came here to party, but now we’re rockin’ on the dance floor actin’ naughty.” _____________________________________________________________________________________

 Monday’s Quizzler is..  

There are four letters that are anagrams to form six words.
You can cook food in ____.

You need ____ to cover fast food cups.

Red means ____ in certain situations.

A ____ can be found on dirty clothes and animals.

Police officers will ____ a warrant for someone’s arrest.

*Bonus*
A student sometimes ____ to not go to college.   

ANSWER: 1)Pots, 2)Tops, 3)Stop, 4)Spot, 5)Post , *Bonus* Opts      

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

What one three-letter word can be inserted in all three blanks below to make two words in each row?

LIS___TACLE
HAS___DON
OF___DER
 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO THE INCREDIBLE SWEETJAZZ5!  WAY2GO JAZZZZZZZZZZ! 

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Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏

Welcome, to Thursday May 20th. Ponderings thoughts for the day.
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can’t drink and drive, why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? 
 
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn’t “palindrome” spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo? Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “I have to crack this guy. I mean this is Defcon 5, and I have to do something truly appalling. It’s not funny.”   

Answer: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. The plot of the 2003 film, “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”, revolved around journalist, Andie Anderson (Kate Hudson), and advertising executive, Benjamin Barry’s (Matthew McConaughey), attempts to climb their own respective career ladders. Andie, in an attempt to prove herself worthy of writing about more serious topics, agreed to write an article entitled “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”. Meanwhile Ben, in an attempt to secure a coveted diamonds advertising campaign, told his boss that he could make any woman fall in love with him in ten days. The pair’s paths soon crossed, and each one, unbeknown to the other, resolved to use their newfound friend in order to achieve their own ends. Andie said the above quote to her two friends, Michelle and Jeanie following numerous unsuccessful attempts to get Ben to break up with her. Baffled and bemused, Andie just could not understand why Ben would put up with her embarrassing, possessive and sometimes downright humiliating behaviour.   

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “I’m Henry the 8th I am. Henry the 8th I am I am. I got married to the widow next door. She’s been married seven times before.”

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Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I loved you with a fire red, now it’s turnin’ blue and you say sorry, you’re not the angel Heaven let me think was you”   

ANSWER: “Apologize” – OneRepublic. Timbaland made a remix of this song.         

Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “She’s her daddy’s girl and her mama’s world she deserves respect, that’s what she’ll get, ain’t it son now y’all run along and have some fun”

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

Find 17 creatures in this paragraph.
Kneel in the kayak grasping the boat, but don’t wrench the bullion or scowl at the chart. Behind the taped and sealed planter is a benevolent collier. The foxglove is in the bath. 

ANSWER: Eel, yak, asp, boa, wren, bull, cow, ape, seal, ant, vole, collie, fox, bat, ox, lion, owl (plus char, hart and hind for three bonus points, but these are more difficult. Char is a fish, related to trout and/or salmon and the hart is a kind of deer, while the hind is either a fish or a deer, depending on your usage.)        

Thursday’s Quizzler is…  

Each of the following song titles starts with the letter C. Can you decode them? Each of the songs is in the form of an anagram.

1. A Scrapheap Venom Gun

2. Aching Scars

3. Facial Grin Roils

4. Cricked Cool Or

5. Car Yarn Zit 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO AND SWEETJAZZ5!  GREAT JOB LADIES!  

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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏

Welcome, to Wednesday May 19th. Here’s the story, yesterday I was in Washington, DC until 5pm, left DC, headed to Baltimore, hit Philadelphia and finally ended up in New York City! How much was the bus trip? $20 bucks!  Seriously if you are ever in the area and want to go from city of the cheap, check out http://www.2000coach.com/dcnewyork.html. You will be amazed! Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    

q u o t e s  o f  t h e . d a y 

“President Obama said he’s angry and frustrated with the oil spill in the Gulf and the oil companies behind it. He said he’s tired of all the finger-pointing — then he blamed the Bush administration for everything.” – Jay Leno

“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.”
– Franklin P. Jones

“At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.” – Emo Phillips 

“The new Coors Light case of beer has a window in it, and when it turns blue, that means you know your beer is cold. That’s way more convenient than the old way: touching the cans.” -Jay Leno
 
“The top prize at the Cannes Film Festival is the ‘Palme d’Or.’ It sounds fancy but it translates to ‘straight to DVD.'” -Craig Ferguson
 
“A new study found that wine stored in boxes loses its flavor after six months. Although if your thing is boxed wine, I doubt you’re the kind of guy who keeps it for more than six months.” -Jimmy Fallon 
 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes   

Do I look that shady? I just got a GPS for my car, and my first trip with it was to a drugstore. Since the manual said
not to leave it in the car unattended, I brought it with me into the store. While there, the GPS came alive, and a voice
stated, “Lost satellite contact.”  I wasn’t embarrassed until a woman turned to me and said, “Your ankle bracelet monitor is talking to you.”

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Well, Mr. Snelgrove, I happen to know that in the future I will not have the slightest use for algebra, and I speak from experience.”  

Answer: Peggy Sue Got Married. These words were said by Peggy Sue to her algebra teacher, Mr. Snelgrove, after she failed to complete her algebra test. The plot of the 1986 film, “Peggy Sue Got Married”, revolved around Peggy Sue Bodell, (played by Kathleen Turner), a woman who found herself propelled into the past, and forced to re-live part of her senior year in high school.  

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “I have to crack this guy. I mean this is Defcon 5, and I have to do something truly appalling. It’s not funny.”

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Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “The rain is falling on my window pane but we are hiding in a safer place under covers staying safe and warm you give me feelings that I adore”? 

ANSWER: “Bubbly” – Colbie Caillat. This song is ridiculously popular. Colbie was born May 28, 1985.        

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I loved you with a fire red, now it’s turnin’ blue and you say sorry, you’re not the angel Heaven let me think was you”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

Six words have had their weapons removed. The weapons have been placed into Group A. The remaining letters of each word have been placed into Group B. Your task is to reconstitute the words by merging each weapon with the proper set of letters. Other than merging the two groups together, there is no rearranging of the letters. Example: sand + pne = spanned (SpANneD).
Group A: bomb, gun, mace, rifle, saber, spear
Group B: ainale, ltto, niur, tiliz, toiat, urntual

ANSWER: bomb + ainale = abominable (aBOMinaBle)
gun + ltto = glutton (GlUttoN)
mace + niur = manicure (MAniCurE)
rifle + toiat = trifoliate (tRIFoLiatE)
saber + tiliz = stabilizer (StABilizER)
spear + urntual = supernatural (SuPErnAtuRal)       

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…  

Find 17 creatures in this paragraph.

Kneel in the kayak grasping the boat, but don’t wrench the bullion or scowl at the chart. Behind the taped and sealed planter is a benevolent collier. The foxglove is in the bath.  

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Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏

Welcome, to Tuesday May 18th.  With airlines adding fees to fees, The Week magazine asked its readers to predict the next surcharge they’ll levy for something previously free.

1. In the unlikely event of loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down. To start the flow of oxygen, simply insert your credit card…

2. $100 On-Time Departure Fee; $25 Delay Complaint Fee.

3. View seating (formerly window seats), $10; Access seating (formerly aisle seats), $10 $20 to use roll-away stairs to enter or exit the aircraft in lieu of no-charge rope-ladder alternative.

4. $9 fee for bumping your head on the overhead bin as you take your seat; $3 additional penalty for looking up at the bin after you bump into it. Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    

q u o t e s  o f  t h e . d a y 

“Greece is a relatively small country, much like a state in the U.S. But it overspent and over-borrowed, promised expensive pension plans, overtaxed, and it over-regulated business. So the state it would be here is California.” -Jay Leno
 
“President Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets. He gave a passionate speech about technology, but he had to stop when the teleprompter broke.” -Craig Ferguson
 
“A physics professor recently noticed a 99-year-old error in the Oxford English Dictionary that mistakenly defines the word ‘siphon.’ In response, Oxford has sent the man a certificate, which correctly defines the word ‘nerd.'”
-Jimmy Fallon
 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes   
As a new paratrooper, I was struck by all the T-shirts on base emblazoned with the motto “Death from above!” Later I noticed a submariner with a T-shirt that declared “Death from below!”  Then, standing in line for chow one day, I was served by an Army cook. His T-shirt had a skull with a crossed fork and spoon underneath and yet another warning: “Death from within!”

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Sam, you’re always going to be the guy at the restaurant, who, when he gets what he ordered, decides he wants what the other guy has instead.”     

Answer: Picture Perfect.  These words were said by Kate Mosley to Sam, at the end of the film, after the former finally realized that the latter would never be the man for her. The plot of the 1997 film, “Picture Perfect”, revolved around the casual relationship between good girl, Kate Mosley (Jennifer Aniston) and roguish office charmer, Sam Mayfair (Kevin Bacon). After inventing a fake relationship with a man named Nick, Kate got promoted, and also secured the affections of office scoundrel, Sam. However things soon got complicated for her, after the man she had labeled as her boyfriend was suddenly thrust into the limelight in a most unexpected fashion, forcing Kate to get even more inventive.   

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Well, Mr. Snelgrove, I happen to know that in the future I will not have the slightest use for algebra, and I speak from experience.”

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Monday’s Crazy definitions, this quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “What you said when you left just left me cold and out of breath. I fell too far, was in way too deep, guess I let you get the best of me.”  

ANSWER: “Over You” – Daughtry. Chris Daughtry placed fourth in the fifth season of “American Idol”.        

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, this quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “The rain is falling on my window pane but we are hiding in a safer place under covers staying safe and warm you give me feelings that I adore”?

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Monday’s Quizzler is..   

What expression is hidden here?
Happiness: Sprinting and shouting “Lalalalalala!”
Sadness: Jogging quickly and screaming “Woo yay woo yay”
Elation: Bounding along cackling “Heeeeheeeeheeee”

ANSWER: Emotions are running wild    

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

Six words have had their weapons removed. The weapons have been placed into Group A. The remaining letters of each word have been placed into Group B. Your task is to reconstitute the words by merging each weapon with the proper set of letters. Other than merging the two groups together, there is no rearranging of the letters. Example: sand + pne = spanned (SpANneD).

Group A: bomb, gun, mace, rifle, saber, spear
Group B: ainale, ltto, niur, tiliz, toiat, urntual 

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