Welcome, to Friday, February 26th! Good morning folks, how about some bumper stickers about driving? You know stuff that you really want to say or put on your rear bumper stickers?
1. I’m just driving this way to get you mad.
2. Keep honking, I’m reloading.
3. Hang up and drive.
4. If you are psychic – think “HONK”
5. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
6. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather…. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car….”
7. I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
8. No Radio – Already Stolen
9. I brake for… wait… AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
10. My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend, people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!
Quotes of the Day
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He’s shy a quarter of a million dollars. That’s why he’s retiring.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults in the first.
The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly — because if they don’t speak fast nobody will listen to them.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Joke of the Day*
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘Who’s your daddy, Gary?’ ‘You are.’
Answer: Remember the Titans.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???? ‘Hey, no smoking, dorm rules.”What are they gonna do, kick me out?’
Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “You stand in the line just to hit a new low You’re faking a smile with the coffee to go You tell me your life’s been way off line You’re falling to pieces everytime And I don’t need no carryin’ on…”?
ANSWER: “Bad Day” – Daniel Powter. “Bad Day” became a smashing success on Daniel Powter’s self-titled album, “Daniel Powter.” After being played repeatedly on “American Idol”, “Bad Day” topped the charts for a while.
Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Step one you say we need to talk, He walks you say sit down it’s just a talk, He smiles politely back at you, You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right, As he goes left and you stay right, Between the lines of fear and blame, And you begin to wonder why you came…”
Thursday’s Quizzler is..
What phrase is illustrated below?
You’re having a good time = Time Airways is cleared for takeoff
You’re having a bad time = Time Airways is Delayed
ANSWER:Time flies when you’re having fun
Friday’s Quizzler is…
In each sentence a word is concealed, such as the word no in sentence five. If you can find the buried words and read them in order from 1 to 6, they will form a well-known proverb.
1.The word buried here has only one letter.
2.Did you find a jelly roll in Gaskin’s Bakery?
3.It’s the best one I’ve ever seen.
4.The rug at her stairway was made in India.
5.He’s an old friend.
6.Amos sold his bicycle to a friend.
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