Welcome, to Thursday, January 28th! Today the Eucman brings you lessons to be learned from typing the wrong email address. A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I’ve arrived Date: May 9th, 2005
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
Quotes of the Day
“The economy is horrible, isn’t it? Just horrible. Everyday there are little reminders that jump right in your face
and remind you how bad the economy is. This morning, I wake up, I go downstairs. The Starbucks that was in my living room has closed.” –David Letterman
“The Washington Post says the drug Botox could be the newest weapon used by terrorists. Botox is short for Botulinum Toxin and a speck of toxin the size of a grain of sand could kill a 150-pound adult. Fortunately, I haven’t weighed 150 pounds since I was nine.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Natives on the Pacific island of Vanuatu recently apologized to the great-great-grandson of a missionary who
their ancestors ate 170 years ago. Witnesses describe the conversation as ‘awkward.'” -Conan O’Brien
Joke of the Day*
Rushing to work, I was driving too fast and as a result was pulled over by the highway patrol. The state trooper noticed that my shirt had the name of a local high school on it. “I teach math there,” I explained. The trooper smiled, and said, “Okay, here’s a problem. A teacher is speeding down the highway at 16 m.p.h. over the limit. At $12 for every mile, plus $40 court costs, plus the rise in her insurance, what’s her total cost?” I replied, “Taking that total, subtracting the low salary I receive, multiplying by the number of kids who hate math, then adding to that the fact that none of us would be anywhere without teachers, I’d say zero.” He handed me back my license. “Math was never my favorite subject,” he admitted. “Please slow down.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Well, if you’re going to London, and you’re going to London then I’m going to London.”
Answer: Husbands. John Cassavetes (who also wrote and directed), Peter Falk (TV’s ‘Columbo’) and Ben Gazarra play Gus, Archie, and Harry, respectively who, while mourning the death of their friend, go on an out-of-control, forty-eight-hour, drinking bender. During a boisterous drinking contest Archie, referring to Harry, says, “That’s quite a humor you have”. With Gus and Harry having already made their decisions, Archie proclaims, “Well, if you’re going to London…” After an evening in a London casino, the three friends return to their hotel suite, with young ladies in tow, Gus places a telephone order with room service: “Anybody want any turtle soup?…”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????”John, I’m glad you called. I’ve got Bobby Baboon in lock-up and he says that for twenty bananas he’ll provide evidence that Johnny Chimpo is the pimp in charge of the Cartoon Network whorehouse.”
Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Well if a no today girl then a must be tomorrow When you fulfill my fantasy Because you know I give you lovin’ straight like an arrow”
ANSWER: Give It Up To Me. “Give It Up To Me” by the Jamaican reggae and dancehall artist, Sean Paul.
You might recognize this song from the soundtrack to the dance movie “Step up”. In the version on the soundtrack, the song featured Keyshia Cole.
Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I don’t wanna do this anymore I don’t wanna be the reason why Everytime I walk out the door I see him die a little more inside”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is..
What well known quote is shown below?
ANSWER:In this world there are only two certainties, death and taxes. B.Franklin (Famous American Kite Flyer)
Thursday’s Quizzler is…
What phrase does this rebus represent?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO AND SWEETJAZZ5!
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